CAPITOL COMBAT
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Capitol Combat: America's politics are now a fighting game

  • AD Move
  • W Jump
  • WW Double jump
  • S Duck
  • J Light
  • K Heavy
  • L Block
  • SPACE Special
  • ESC Pause
NATIONAL STANDINGS
BREAKING

MAIN EVENTS: SENATE NIGHT

TEXAS SENATE

James Talarico fighter avatar
DTALARICOThe Seminarian
Ken Paxton fighter avatar
RPAXTONThe Litigator

MICHIGAN SENATE

Abdul El-Sayed fighter avatar
DEL-SAYEDThe Doctor
Mike Rogers fighter avatar
RROGERSThe Spymaster

Satire. A fighting game, not a poll or a forecast.

NATIONAL STANDINGS

    POLLS ARE OPEN. COUNTING BALLOTS...

    WHAT IS CAPITOL COMBAT?

    A satirical Street Fighter style game where 20 caricatured political figures settle the discourse the old fashioned way.

    Real fighting game depth under the hood: special meters, air attacks, blocking, high and low mixups, cross-ups. A deterministic combat engine with over 500 automated tests. This is a real fighter, not a meme with a health bar.

    Every fighter speaks in their own voice, cut from real public-record audio. No voice clones. No impressions. They said it, now they say it mid-fight. Only the ring announcer is synthetic.

    No editorial bias. Both sides catch frames.

    Fight card: Obama versus Trump on the Capitol steps
    FILE FOOTAGE Former presidents, current combatants

    THE GAME

    • 18

      Playable Candidates

      Pixel-art caricatures from both sides of the aisle, plus the wildcards. Each with signature moves and 128 animation frames.

    • 25

      Battlegrounds

      The Capitol steps, the Oval Office, the NYSE floor, the Supreme Court, Mars. Full parallax on every stage.

    • #1

      National Standings

      Win a fight, sign your name, climb the board. Arcade runs bank votes across every race, and every result is recounted on our servers.

    • EX

      Real Fighting Depth

      Special meter, air attacks, blocking with chip damage, high and low mixups, cross-ups, launchers. Built like a fighter, tested like one.

    • 25

      Original Soundtrack

      A unique track for every stage. The Mars fight does not sound like the Christmas White House fight.

    • 240

      Real Voices

      Every intro, taunt, victory, and concession line is the actual politician, cut from public-record audio. No voice clones, no impressions.

    THE ROSTER

    • Donald Trump fighter avatarTRUMPThe Incumbent
    • Barack Obama fighter avatarOBAMAThe Tan Suit
    • Elon Musk fighter avatarELONThe Billionaire
    • AOC fighter avatarAOCThe Challenger
    • JD Vance fighter avatarVANCEThe Understudy
    • Bernie Sanders fighter avatarBERNIEThe Revolution
    • Karoline Leavitt fighter avatarKAROLINEThe Podium
    • Kamala Harris fighter avatarKAMALAThe Prosecutor
    • RFK Jr. fighter avatarRFK JR.The Contrarian
    • Nancy Pelosi fighter avatarPELOSIThe Speaker
    • Ron DeSantis fighter avatarDESANTISThe Boots
    • Gavin Newsom fighter avatarGAVINThe Hair
    • Lauren Boebert fighter avatarBOEBERTThe Gunslinger
    • Hillary Clinton fighter avatarHILLARYThe Server
    • Melania Trump fighter avatarMELANIAThe Enigma
    • Ruth Bader Ginsburg ghost fighter avatarRBGThe Dissent
    • James Talarico fighter avatarTALARICOThe Seminarian
    • Ken Paxton fighter avatarPAXTONThe Litigator
    • Abdul El-Sayed fighter avatarEL-SAYEDThe Doctor
    • Mike Rogers fighter avatarROGERSThe Spymaster

    Republican Democrat Independent

    THE BATTLEGROUNDS

    Capitol dome stage
    THE CAPITOL
    Oval Office stage
    OVAL OFFICE
    New York Stock Exchange stage
    NYSE FLOOR
    Supreme Court stage
    SUPREME COURT
    White House press room stage
    PRESS ROOM
    Rally stage
    THE RALLY
    Mars stage
    MARS
    Theme park stage
    THE HAPPIEST PLACE

    Plus 17 more, from the Christmas White House to a certain private email server room.

    YOUR MOVE

    Every win ends in a dare.

    1. 1
      WIN A FIGHT. Quick match or the full arcade run. The results desk scores it and puts your name on the National Standings.
    2. 2
      PICK YOUR CARD. Post, square or story. Your fighter, your score and your rank, sized for any feed.
    3. 3
      SEND THE DARE. One tap to X, Facebook, Reddit, Threads, Bluesky or the group chat. Your link opens the same fight from the other corner, with your score to beat.
    A sample result card: the winning fighter, the score, the national rank and the YOUR MOVE dare
    SAMPLE A result card, straight from the results desk

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    FILIBUSTER ENDS IN SUPLEX SUPREME COURT RULES UPPERCUT CONSTITUTIONAL, 5 TO 4 POLLS OPEN, FISTS CLOSED DEBATE MODERATOR FLEES RING BIPARTISAN AGREEMENT REACHED: FIGHT APPROVAL RATING DROPS AFTER SECOND KNOCKDOWN RECOUNT DEMANDED AFTER TIME-UP DECISION SUPER PAC NOW FUNDS SUPER METER C-SPAN RATINGS UP 4000 PERCENT TOWN HALL DESCENDS INTO ACTUAL BRAWL, NOBODY SURPRISED EXIT POLLS SHOW 100 PERCENT TURNOUT FOR ROUND 2 GHOST OF SUPREME COURT PAST SEEN TRAINING AT DAWN